“Nat, how do you spell orgasm?""You don't spell it, you feel it”

“How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet"You don't spell it...you feel it." - Pooh”

“God, don't they teach you how to spell these days?""No," I answer. "They teach us to use spell-check.”

“You're a spelling bee champ, aren't you, White Fang? How do you spell, 'If I don't learn to speak to my betters with more respect, I'm going to get my face smashed in'?"Tom laughed, unable to resist. "That one's easy. It's K-A-R-L.”

“Spelling bees? Spelling bees do not scare me. I competed in the National Spelling Bee twice, thank you very much. My dad competed in the National Spelling Bee. My aunt competed in the National Spelling Bee. My uncle WON the National Spelling Bee. If I can't spell it, I know someone who can. SO JUST BRING IT ON, YOU BASTARDS!!”

“You slept with Tori Spelling?...Nobody sleeps with Tori Spelling-not by choice anyway.”