“I don’t often know who should read what book. It’s a little bit like trying to set people up on a date — a good match is unpredictable and mysterious.”
“Here's another piece of advice, only date people who have read a different set of books than you have read, it will save you lots of time in the library.”
“Should I masturbate before we meet up? I don’t want to be horny and thinking with my dick the whole time. I mean, it’s not like it’s a date. For Pete’s sake, it’s a job interview.”
“I often feel sorry for people who don't read good books; they are missing a chance to lead an extra life.”
“What literature can and should do is change the people who teach the people who don't read the books.”
“I suppose you set up reading the Good Book all night-spoken by Woodrow Call”