“My books are likely to contain food stains and rings from my tea cups. A book is to be lived with and used.”

“My favorite genre is Beautifully Written Books of Any Genre. Could we make that a genre?”

“I don't understand your book. Isn't every book a book of words?”

“A book that bores me to tears is a book that neglects character building and quality of prose.”

“I don’t often know who should read what book. It’s a little bit like trying to set people up on a date — a good match is unpredictable and mysterious.”

“I’m suspicious of the notion of a single book that would benefit everyone to read.”

“He laughed. "I know you're teasing me. And you should know I'm not easily humiliated. You may hunt for my food, and pound me every time we fight, and protect me when we're attacked, if you like. I'll thank you for it.”