“It's a little hard not to worry when my best friend keeps on dying.”
“Love is hard. It's forgiving your best friend when you want to shove her away.”
“I was a little worried she might try to drag me off to hell and drain my essence at some point, but I figured that was still better than having Gretchen for a best friend.”
“It's odd when your best friend has an even better best friend.”
“What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped and my ex best friend is crazy. But, hey, at least I’m making an A in History’?”
“Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound your chest.”