“If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't kill myself. But I'd definitely turn lesbian, at the very least.”
“I don't think I was ever...trying to kill myself but I knew that if I'd ever gone too far...I wouldn't care.”
“I don't mind being a suspect when the corpse is a shit-for-brains fuckwit, but if I'd killed her it would've been bloody and loud. And I'd have enjoyed it too much to keep it to myself.”
“If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.”
“Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.”
“I'd like to say that this time I'd kill myself too..but I've never had that kind of courage.”