“Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain, I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to fuck pot-bellied pigs!”
“But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.”
“I'm not homosexual, I'm not heterosexual, I'm just sexual.”
“For nine months I grew a human being inside my belly and then I pushed it out my vagina and now I'm feeding it with my boob. Biology is so fucking weird.”
“I won't stop writing until I am known as the Kurt Cobain of literature!”
“I'm going to say hi to my girl now”