“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

“I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.”

“I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't”

“I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music. They just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male.”

“There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life.”

“I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.”

“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”