“I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.”

“I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.”

“There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life.”

“I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.”

“I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork. Geeks unite.”

“There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad.”

“I don't care what you think unless it is about me.”