“I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.”

“I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.”

“There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life.”

“I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music. They just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male.”

“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are”

“People think of life as being so sacred and they feel like this is their only chance and they have to do something with their life and make an impact As far as I'm concerned, it's just a pitstop for the afterlife. It's just a little test to see how you can handle reality.”