“I won't eat anything green.”

“It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

“If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.”

“If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.”

“I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't”

“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

“I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.”