“Load up our gunsBring your friendsIt's fun to loseand to pretend”
“You say you lost your faithBut that's not where it's atYou had no faith to loseAnd you know it”
“You take off that pretend ring and get yourself a real man. You tell him to put his head between your legs and don't come up 'til you're howling his name load enough to get all the dogs in the neighbourhood barking.”
“We lusty bibliophiles know that reading, unlike just about anything else, is both good for you and loads of fun.”
“It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.”
“Whatever,” he said. “Like you care. I’m gone. Have a nice motorcycle ride back to your church where you can have fun pretending to be some kind of saint we all know you aren't.”