“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”

“I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.”

“Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all.”

“There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad.”

“People think of life as being so sacred and they feel like this is their only chance and they have to do something with their life and make an impact As far as I'm concerned, it's just a pitstop for the afterlife. It's just a little test to see how you can handle reality.”

“I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.”

“We're so trendy we can't even escape ourselves. ”