“The meaning of world is the separation of wish and fact.”

“I don't believe in empirical science. I only believe in a priori truth.”

“The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all.”

“He looked around at the perfectly white world, felt the wet kisses of the snowflakes, pondered hidden meanings in the pale yellow streetlights that shone in a world so whitely asleep. "Beautiful," he whispered.”

“People who sell bolts and nuts and locomotives and frozen orange juice make billions, while the people who struggle to bring a little beauty into the world, give life a little meaning, they starve.--"$10,000 A Year, Easy”

“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

“I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity.”