“Fucking was how babies were made.”
“When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?”
“You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.”
“You love me?”“Baby, you were made for me.”
“How did people raise kids before plastic came along? "Everything for Baby", said the sign over the aisle we were in. It should have said, "Everything for Baby Is Made from Molded Plastic in Ugly Primary Colors.”
“Do you know how many times I've read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" to this kid? That is one fucked-up story. How is that a book for babies?”