“Hardly anyone in the world is an American”

“Every American should be forced to live outside the United States for a year or two. Americans should be forced to see how ridiculous they appear to the rest of the world! They should listen to someone else's version of themselves--to anyone else's version! Every country knows more about America than Americans know about themselves! And Americans know absolutely nothing about any other country!”

“My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.”

“No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.”

“It's so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and so hard for us to show anyone how we feel.”

“It's so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and so hard for us to show anyone how we feel.”