“I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer.""What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?”
“What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?”
“If you need drugs to be a good writer, you are not a good writer.”
“How is your book doing?" or "How many copies have you sold?" are the questions for a salesman. To a writer, you better ask "What did you write today?".”
“I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet.”
“I hope they change my drugs soon. Whatever I'm on isn't working.”