“Love may fail, but courtesy will prevail.”

“You'll pardon me," said Beatrice, "if I fail to appreciate sarcasm and all the other brilliant nuances of your no doubt famous wit, Mr. Constant[...]”

“Later on in life, the Tralfamadorians would advise Billy to concentrate on the happy moments of his life, and to ignore the unhappy ones - to stare only at pretty things as eternity failed to go by.”

“To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon. -Mr. Vonnegut”

“Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.”

“Earthlings are the great explainers, explaining why this event is structured as it is, telling how other events may be achieved or avoided.”

“I love you, because the love you gave me was the only love I've ever had, the only love I ever will have”