“Our government's got a war on drugs. That's certainly better then no drugs at all.”
“See, if you look at the drug war from a purely economic point of view, the role of the government is to protect the drug cartel. That's literally true.”
“Instead of war on poverty,they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.”
“Drugs?""Rituals. Are you messing around with drugs?""No. But maybe rituals.""Drugs might be better.”
“If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.”
“In the War on Drugs, shoot heroin first.”