“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

“It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.”

“Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.”

“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bug…”

“Every morning the gazelle wakes up knowing she must run faster than the lion or will be dead. Every morning the lion wakes up knowing he must run faster than the gazelle or he'll starve. It doesn't matter if you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun rises you better start to run.”

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lionor it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: When the sun comes up, you'd better be running!”