“When things go well for days on end, it is an hilarious accident.”
“Everyone said that one day I was going to have a big accident, an accident to end all accidents. One day you might look up and see a kid falling from the sky. That would be me.”
“It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you.”
“In the end, just three things matter:How well we have livedHow well we have lovedHow well we have learned to let go”
“The night didn't go so well because I broke his nose, which was an accident that happened when I hit him in the face because he touched my arse.”
“That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished. "It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?""But that bitch had it coming.”