“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.”
“I had to pass a few more tests, and that house is shored up tighter than a straight boy's ass at a gay bar.”
“Mr. Awkward rolls up between us, lights a cigarette, makes himself comfortable. It’s the same bastard who shows up after you’ve bumped uglies with a stranger.”
“I counted seventy-three shades of grey in an eight-by-ten room.”
“He holds his hands up to keep the Reapers from advancing. I forgot Zack's flair for the melodramatic. ~Exposing ELE”
“This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?”