“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.”

“If anything, I've taken from this that I am indeed a good natured person, when I love I give it my all, I'm open to compromise and commitment, when something goes wrong, I'll try my hardest to fix it when some people would just walk away. I believe that is a true sign of character, to be willing to not give up when shit hits the fan, and try every possible route to fix things.”

“hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”

“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own”

“Love doesn't follow a schedule - it just shows up, usually when you least want it to.”

“It's not what I can do; it's what I will do. If you wake up and try to help one person and change that person's life, every obstacle you face in front of you is worth it.”

“the simplest explanation usually sounds right and is farmore convincing than any complicated explanation couldhope to be.”