“Heaven, is not for everybody...however, it is for anybody.”

“Today is today, only today... tomorrow...it will only be yesterday.”

“Remember that emotion is not a debatable phenomenon. It is an authentic reflection of our subjective experience, one that is best served by attending to it.”

“I am pleased the Lord made my skin Black. I wish He had made it thicker.”

“If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle.”

“...it is always wise to do one's duty, however unpleasant that duty may seem to be." -Ozma”

“Did you know that almost everybody has stuff in their life they don’t like dealing with? And stuff they’re scared of?”