“If God had meant for us to have fiberglass boats, he would have planted fiberglass trees.”
“I personally have my own idea of an efficient house. It would be totally concrete with a big drain in the middle, a large fiberglass tree for my kids to swing from and a hose hanging in the corner.”
“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.”
“I was a beautiful vampire princess loved, worshiped and admired by all. I lived in a luxurious gothic castle and I have no idea how I ended up at this fiberglass table with you losers.”
“If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.”
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”