“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee.""Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”
“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
“I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without.”
“Oh? And what was I to say? I beg your pardon, Lord Wriothesly, but your wife seems to have acquired a distinct liking for my husband's cock. Would you mind kindly retrieving her to your own bed?”
“Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.”