“Goodnight baby, sleep in peace. After you kill that bitch!""Goodnight mom!”
“If I'm a bitch and a fake, is there nobody who will love a bitch and a fake?”
“You bitch!"Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch?”
“So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.”
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.”