“Take my picture Hollywood. I wanna be STAR”

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myself.”

“I want you to picture me as a cute little anime character that popped out from behind a mushroom or something and landed in Hollywood.”

“Hard core superstar by far you're the ultimate star. Do you wanna be a superstar? Well that's what you are. You're gonna be a star. Do you wanna be a superstar?”

“I want a woman, Dad. I want somebody to love me. I wanna to be free again. I wanna walk in the backyard on the grass. I wanna put my bare feet in the ocean. I wanna run along the sand and feel it on my feet. I wanna stand up in the shower with the hot water streaming down my legs, in the morning...I wanna explode, Dad. I wanna get out of this fucking body I'm in. I wanna be a man again...I just wanna be a man again.”

“The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.”