“He's such a gargantuan asshole.A giant, stupid orifice.A walking, talking cranny.”
“And in the fountain squatted a giant crab. I’m not talking ‘giant’ like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I’m talking ‘giant’ like bigger than the fountain.”
“Before one can walk as Christ walked,and talk as He talked,he must first begin to think as Christ thought.”
“We must not remind them that giants walk the Earth.”
“You can walk that walk, and talk that talk, but your walk, talks louder,than your talk talks.”
“Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.”