“You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pock's. Saliva. There's DNA in saliva. You're like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird frogs that incubates its eggs in its cheeks”
“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.”
“His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.”
“Saliva mucusque”
“Most of the trolls except Hulking Teeth Gnasher and Old Man Saliva left.”
“He who spits in the air shall get saliva in his eye.”