“Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.”
“Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.”
“What if the opposite of good wasn't bad? What if the opposite of good was real?”
“Sex is sharing, you see, and it's good to share with everyone. But the sharing has to be real and meaningful. That creates problems.”
“laughter is cathartic and cleansing, that it's good for the body and the soul, and when it's real it's better than sex.”
“You had sex with the guy I'm dating for my own good. That's really sweet. Thanks. But just to be clear, I don't need any more favors from you.”