“If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.”
“If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.”
“Have nuts and be nuts.”
“See, Berkeley has always drawn the nuts and flakes of the academic world. That's what happens when you have a university that offers degrees in both computer science and parapsychology.”
“But if I start believing that, then I have to believe in your God. I'd have to love your God. I'd rather love the men you slept with.”
“I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.”