“that's a hell of a way to treat a donkey.”

“It is always hard for me to share my creative output with others...It feels like I have taken a big dump on a platter and set it out at a party for people to view. I hope you like the way it looks and smells.”

“People who don't know me well enough might say I'm delusional and paranoid, but they're just out to get me.”

“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.”

“If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell.”

“It knew these things the same way a dog knows well the heart of the man it loves and understands it in better ways than the man could ever hope.”

“People travel because it teaches them things they could learn no other way.”