“Investment tip 101 When stock markets sink, beer sales rise.”
“I got a free beer for a $5 tip”
“The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.”
“An element of propaganda, of sales and marketing, always intervened between the inner and the outer person.”
“Jason Vanderholt is off the market.""I wasn't ever for sale," muttered Jason.”
“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.”