“It's a book, jackass.”
“He that reads, be it on yon Kindle or on yon book made from pulp, is he who shall not be called a jackass.”
“And I will not be beaten by that jackass.""Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.”
“Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?”
“He’s practically stalking me. He just won’t let it go. He’s just being … he’s being a jackass with a flaky jackass crust and a delicious jackass filling.”“So he’s jackass pie?”
“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass.”