“LJS: rrr! K? lol!JIM: :( ! :)”

“He that reads, be it on yon Kindle or on yon book made from pulp, is he who shall not be called a jackass.”

“It's a book, jackass.”

“How do you scroll down?""I don't, I turn the page. It's a book.""Do you blog with it?""No, it's a book.”

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

“Can’t... can’t just go away. Can’t just... You can’t get on that train and charge out of my life. It’s not fair. I can’t work, dammit! I... I made a bad trade. I made a bad trade. How dare you? How dare you walk into my flat and... and then just... just walk out again? How can you even—”

“This time, he fumbled for Collin's hand in the elevator. He still felt like a thief, there was no denying it, but sometimes thieves stole things because they needed them to live.”