“Did you wake up feeling particularly gay this morning?”

“Too tired and horny to be angry,”

“It seems that I'm very good at negotiating having safe sex, but I actually have no idea how to ask if we can stop,”

“Having people in different optimal environments increases the chances of survival of the human race as a whole. It is nature's way to preserve her species.”

“The introvert is pressured daily, almost from the moment of awakening, to respond and conform to the outer world.”

“Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?”

“I am disappointed every morning that I wake up. And I am disappointed by the feeling Of waking up next to you.”