“Did you wake up feeling particularly gay this morning?”
“Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?”
“I am disappointed every morning that I wake up. And I am disappointed by the feeling Of waking up next to you.”
“Don't forget to pray today because God did not forget to wake you up this morning.”
“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.”
“You know what’s really cool? Wake up every morning, decide what you feel like doing, and do it.”