“Too tired and horny to be angry,”

“Did you wake up feeling particularly gay this morning?”

“It seems that I'm very good at negotiating having safe sex, but I actually have no idea how to ask if we can stop,”

“Having people in different optimal environments increases the chances of survival of the human race as a whole. It is nature's way to preserve her species.”

“The introvert is pressured daily, almost from the moment of awakening, to respond and conform to the outer world.”

“To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.”

“There are too many people too angry at a world that isn't the least bit angry at them.”