“American HeartbreakI am the American heartbreak--The rock on which FreedomStumped its toe--The great mistakeThat Jamestown madeLong ago.”

“American Idol rocks! It's on now and this episode is amazing!”

“Are you an American? No, I am not an American. I am the American.”

“Airman’s CreedI am an American Airman.I am a Warrior.I have answered my Nation's call.I am an American Airman.My mission is to fly, fight, and win.I am faithful to a proud heritage, A tradition of honor, And a legacy of valor.I am an American Airman.Guardian of freedom and justice, My nation's sword and shield,Its sentry and avenger,I defend my country with my life.I am and American Airman.Wingman, Leader, Warrior.I will never leave an Airman behind,I will never falter,And I will not fail.”

“Thus ended the great American Civil War, which must upon the whole be considered the noblest and least avoidable of all the great mass conflicts of which till then there was record.”

“I am an American aquarium drinker”