“A veces, decir <> o <> hace que sea más fácil de soportar el día. -Elizabeth”

“Sólo porque algo no sea buena idea no significa que no debas hacerlo -Elizabeth”

“There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there?”

“You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class”

“Anyway, back to the crush. Sorry to shift gears so fast, but we both know why we're here. I mean, if I wanted to discuss the existential angst of motherhood I'd be writing in a journal. Diaries are for the down and dirty, the stuff you don't want people to ever find out about you. Journals are the things you leave open around the house, hoping a literary agent will wander in, read it and declare you the next genius of your age.”

“Forgive me, Father, but I'm not Catholic.”

“I crossed my arms. "You're saying I'm not usually polite?"He staged a sigh. "It's amazing how quickly I can regret saying something with you…""I'm polite. I'm very fucking polite.”