“There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there?”

“A veces, decir <> o <> hace que sea más fácil de soportar el día. -Elizabeth”

“Forgive me, Father, but I'm not Catholic.”

“Forgive me, Father, but I'm still screwed up.”

“Look, we say stuff to women all the time. We say we’ll call them, then we don’t. We tell them they’re beautiful, then spend the evening looking at other women. We say we don’t love them when we do, and say we do when we don’t. Christ, if I was a woman, I wouldn’t listen to a goddamn thing any man ever said to me.”

“You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class”

“Sólo porque algo no sea buena idea no significa que no debas hacerlo -Elizabeth”