“Time whips up cream for those who are ready for dessert.”
“For whipping cream, of course. How can you whip cream without whips?”
“Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.”
“Keep calm and don't forget the whipped cream.”
“I know everything tastes better with whip cream.”
“If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.”