“Please Tell me what your favorite flavor of ice cream... is”
“No hospitals, she says.I know.Where are we going?For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?Fuck you.That's my favorite, too.”
“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn flesh.”
“Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all.”
“-"What's that for?"-"Have a little bread with your ice cream," she told me.”
“The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.”