“Let’s just say that my father is a very powerful man.""That’s a little understated, don’t you think? … You know, seeing how he’s the Grim fucking Reaper.”

“And, ah, who are you?What Horseman, I mean.”Thanatos swung around. “Death.”Cara swallowed. Audibly. “As in, the Grim Reaper?”He snorted. “That poser.”

“Be careful, little killer. The Fates can fuck with you in ways you can’t even imagine.”

“But this spirited little human had him by the balls, and some small part of him liked it.Hell's bells, as Shade would say, Hell's fucking bells.”

“Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.”

“You think that's enough? Do you know how many episode of Jersey Shore you can watch before you want to gouge your own eyes? i do, and it's probably a lot fewer than you guess.”

“Now, con said grimly, "I go to kill a werewolf and claim my woman."~Con”