“That was some weird shit. A hospital run by demons, with a nursery run by a werewolf, a vampire and an ex-angel. There was a book or a TV show in there somewhere.”
“Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it.”
“Why do you gotta be going somewhere? Seems like it should be enough that we had nachos. And we got meaningful jobs. We catch bad guys. If it wasn't for us, there'd be vampires and all kinds of shit running around loose.”
“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?”
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
“Damn it! This chick runs with vampires!”