“Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel!”

“All I ever had before you was nightmares. But now I dream. Because of you.”

“Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap.”

“Oh really I was just thinking about how great a gold filigree necklace and teardrop earrings would look on me, and at seventy five ninety nine plus shipping, its a freaking, steal. But damn, I missed the deal because, oh that's right.. I'M FUCKING FROZEN ..”

“She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. “What is this? Vampire porn?” “Yep.” “Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.”

“One of you brothers, I'm guessing?''Yep. The mean one. Oh, wait, they're all mean.' She grinned. 'You are so fucked.”

“Oh, hell, no. I saw you with the rifle.” He glanced over at her, and his voice went a notch deeper. “It was fucking hot. I love a badass female.”