“Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.”
“It takes hundreds of people to turn their backs on an endangered species and just two to make a difference.”
“Soul-mated pairs are becoming an endangered species.”
“We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying.”
“Apparently textbooks were an endangered species here in Bixby, Oklahoma. ”
“Life is a fight, but not everyone’s a fighter. Otherwise, bullies would be an endangered species.”