“One does not have humor. It has you.”

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

“Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.”

“This brings up yet another, far more important misconception: that being comically generative and having a sense of humor are one and the same thing. The former is among the least important things in the world, while the latter is among the most. One is a handy social tool, the other an integral component of human survival. It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.”

“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”

“A sense of humor is one more thing I don't think angels should have. The fact that his sense of humor is corny makes it even more wrong.”