“The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.”
“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”
“My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim”
“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
“Because you can get free of everything except the space where things have been”
“If you're Microsoft, you can prevent a porn site using microsoft.xxx. Although that would be ironic since micro and soft probably aren't at the forefront of desirable concepts when you're looking for porn.”