“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”
“My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim”
“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
“Because you can get free of everything except the space where things have been”
“If you're Microsoft, you can prevent a porn site using microsoft.xxx. Although that would be ironic since micro and soft probably aren't at the forefront of desirable concepts when you're looking for porn.”