“You can't fix stupid.”
“guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do”
“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.”
“If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off”
“I believe that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors..... 2 scoops”
“You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.”