“I cook better than a Stepford wife and Bobby Flay, COMBINED!”
“What Martha Stewart-like demon of a Stepford wife is possessing me?”
“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.”
“please don't cook me, kind sirs! I am a good cook myself, and cook better than I cook, if you see what I mean.”
“The guest will judge better of a feast than the cook”
“What could smell better than supper being cooked by someone else?”