“I am a trained professional liar. Do not read me as a textbook.”

“I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!”

“All we do is read the stupid textbook," said Ron.”

“A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I can think of a great lie. I'm plenty imaginative. But before the words are even out of my mouth, there's a weird tickle of unease in my armpits, a horsefly of guilt lands on the back of my neck, and before I can stop myself, that gassy little bubble of truth belches out.”

“Tell me I am not a slave, but put a leash on me and I will call you a liar.”

“I am a woman who slept with my father the Pope.They say I did, at least, and so does he.And who am I to make of the Pope a liar,And who is he to make a liar of me?”